Sunday, April 02, 2006
Breathless~

One trait that cooperations should all adhere to is punctuality~!

On Friday, I've been given an "order" to stay back ( while all the other people fall out ) to carry out a very important mission. My Encik said it with so much GUSTO that a simple man like me couldn't refuse.

The Elders have foreseen an interference in the force. Interference in the force leads to changes and changes can be good or bad. No one will know what it will bring till the final hour. Therefore, I'll need a person trained in the Art to remain here to influence the change to be a good one. I need you to stay back here to mould the unknown power.

And as he left with the heavy guilt of not staying with his newest warrior he said: May the Force be with you!

This was what happened told me. At least what was left of the conversation after 4 hours spent idling in camp.

PESTerminators is the ass company that I waited for. Instructions was that I'll have to stay from 2 - 4 pm and open the stores ( the Art ) for them to fume the place. Those buggers came at 4.05 pm. 5 minutes late. They started fuming the place at 4.15 and ended at 5.15. Those asses. I'm gonna try to get a half day off for staying back.

And because of that, I've "managed" to inhale tonnes and tonnes of unidentified substance which assume to be insecticides. Some got adsorbed ( I still remember my Chemistry Terms ) onto my skin. Some went into my eyes. Uncomfortable is the word.

And thanks to that, I acquired an unique abilty that would be Ziyi Zhang and Michelle Yeow to shame. Yes! This ability far surpass the level of " Stopping a Man With a Glance ". It is a whole new super power that could cure the world of almost all diseases. It could be the answer to the spread of Malaria and Dengue. Of Contamination and Poison. This power I name, The Breath.

I am now able to stop a insect in mid flight!! Yes! in mid flight with just one breathe.
I feel so powerful now...

ciaoz~


staticidiot wrote on 1:11 PM.