Sunday, April 23, 2006
Story of my phone

I found something interesting to do today! and that is to bug adriel! All the living beings out there! Come join the fun! Bugging Adriel is the new "IN" sport! You can bug Adriel anywhere, anytime and in anyway. Do it or be square! Those interested in this activity can contact me at my hotline if you have any enquiries.

Remember, if you don't bug, you will be bugged!

Went to buy a handphone just for camp use... really hate those promoters at the shops...
Even before I stepped into the shop ( my eyes were looking into the shop ), there came a pretty short guy saying " Hi! How can I help you?" so eagerly that it felt creepy!

Anywayz, enough of those *beep beep beep beep beep* promoters, let my new phone introduce itself ^^

























now that you've read the story, i'm gonna to sleep~

ciaoz~

p.s: The next time another salesperson comes up to you and ask you the "how can I help you" question, reply with this...
"by leaving me in peace to browse."
try to say that with a smile though... okay now... say it in front of the mirrot...

Friday, April 21, 2006
I'm prone to accidents!

The lastest thing that happened to me is this. I cut myself in the palm while closing the windows! Seriously! Who on Earth can do that except me?!!!

Oh! I have one thing to announce! And that is, that I've finally past my Advance Theory!

"A moment like this, some people wait a lifetime. For a moment like this, some people search forever..." Wahahaha! I'm so happy! In fact, I was so happy that I wanted to go for a hair cut at Kimage!!!! That didn't happen.. My miserable NS salary didn't allow such extravagant spending.

The past few days had been chaotic. The new stocktaking system -=- Enterprise System -=- is pushing me towards the edge of the cliff and forcing me to jump down, into the Ocean of Insanity. It didn't help that my upperstudy is in a persistent coma and that the assholic BSO is too busy sucking up to the superiors! ( the latter might be literally true if the rumours are correct )

And there's also Marcus, who recently moved over into my bunk and interuppted my peace and freedom. Now I cannot wake up in the middle of the night and read a book, nor can I choose to sleep on any of the 6 beds and cause baby bear to say: Mommy, mommy! There's someone sleeping in my bed! And since I'm on this topic, let me introduce to you guys this bugger. He is a malaysian, a driver by vocation and OC runner. This guy is really strange I tell you.. He is the first guy to ask me "Can I take a look at your shampoo?" and subsequently smelt it. He, too, is also the only guy I know that goes to the toilet armed with a can of Air Freshener, A roll of Toilet Paper and also A tub of Baby Wipes! Serious! No joking!

And yesterday, I realized that Micky ( my fellow mess stewerd at SiSpec ) has a elder brother and that he is currently in my company. Both of look so similar that the first time I saw Billy ( the elder brother ), I thought he was Micky. Only to realize that there isn't a hint of recognition in his face when he saw me staring! ( he must be wondering why the hell that idiot is looking? )

And my brother's phone, the motorola one, is damaged beyong repair. The screen shows nothing even though the hand phone is switched on. Therefore, all messages received in the past 2 days will not be read by me for eternity. The only reason why I didn't switch the phone off is because people still can contact me by calling. However, due to the irritating beeping sound that kept me awake for one whole night, I decided to shut the bloody phone.

All of sudden, I have this urge to shout....

ciaoz~
p.s: All my friends who still didn't change my blog address on their website, you can do that now... just kidding!

Thursday, April 13, 2006
The Art Of Perserverance ...

Quite a lot of things happened in the past week.

Stuff like, me applying for my first debit card ( which is not a big event ) , me finding out that one of my wisdom tooth is already out, me being given the permission to stay out, me having to prepare for stocktake, me going on my first official ration collection, me spending my first S$10.80 on DOTA, me NOT having to participate in the dumb ICCT. Ya, stuff like that....

For those who didn't know, applying for a debit card is very problematic. First you have to convert your bank account to signature type, and than realizing that you don't have a constant signature that you are willing to use for the rest of your life. Than comes the part on deciding which of your numerous signature looks the best. Than comes the form filling and never ending flow of queries from your parents whether it is right to sign up for a debit card....

And than there's me finding out that I already have a wisdom tooth. Strangely, I didn't realise that the bugger teeth at the back of my mouth which is so difficult to brush is a wisdom tooth. So I asked one of my bunk mates how many teeth they have on their lower jaws which drew in alot of different answers. One immediately said 36 which makes me wonder what species he is or which planet he comes from. Another shouted 12 after carefully inspecting his lower jaw in the mirror. One more shouted 13, but that's because he had braces in his younger years. After a while, all the guys in the room were busy checking in on their teeth in the mirror, counting how many teeth they have, whether there is any visible decay, and the most disgusting part, competing how much plague they can dig up. I, on the other hand, wasn't doing this for I am looking at what they were individually doing.

Wierd people.

Wierd me.

As for me not having to take ICCT, ( Intermediate Close Combat Training ) it was probably a very happy day for me. After 8 lessons of throwing, break-falling, accidentally kicking into my partner's groin and being plummelled with repeated "what if" scenerios of meeting a thug, I am finally released from that stupid activity. Of course, I will miss the fields, the thorns, the 2 hours where I am not allowed to wear my glasses thus resulting in me looking like a old man, my training partner and most of all my ICCT instructor. For all the times he tries to make the lesson interesting, saying " must do this, than this, NO!! Wrong foot! " , making me look dumb by grabbing my feet and pushing me to the ground. I thank him. BUT! The person who I most appreciate is the guy at S3 Branch ( S3 = training ) who told and specifically highlighted the part of the training directives stating that, only PES A and B COMBAT vocation personnels are needed to take the training. For now, I'm just waiting for Marcus ( the guy from my bunk ) to return from his compassionate leave and him knowing that he still have to go for ICCT when I don't.

ciaoz~

p.s: Rumours has it that those with Wisdom Tooth are suppose to be smarter. But I still find myself inhumanely stupid. Hmmmm.. Maybe one have to grow all 4....

Sunday, April 02, 2006
Breathless~

One trait that cooperations should all adhere to is punctuality~!

On Friday, I've been given an "order" to stay back ( while all the other people fall out ) to carry out a very important mission. My Encik said it with so much GUSTO that a simple man like me couldn't refuse.

The Elders have foreseen an interference in the force. Interference in the force leads to changes and changes can be good or bad. No one will know what it will bring till the final hour. Therefore, I'll need a person trained in the Art to remain here to influence the change to be a good one. I need you to stay back here to mould the unknown power.

And as he left with the heavy guilt of not staying with his newest warrior he said: May the Force be with you!

This was what happened told me. At least what was left of the conversation after 4 hours spent idling in camp.

PESTerminators is the ass company that I waited for. Instructions was that I'll have to stay from 2 - 4 pm and open the stores ( the Art ) for them to fume the place. Those buggers came at 4.05 pm. 5 minutes late. They started fuming the place at 4.15 and ended at 5.15. Those asses. I'm gonna try to get a half day off for staying back.

And because of that, I've "managed" to inhale tonnes and tonnes of unidentified substance which assume to be insecticides. Some got adsorbed ( I still remember my Chemistry Terms ) onto my skin. Some went into my eyes. Uncomfortable is the word.

And thanks to that, I acquired an unique abilty that would be Ziyi Zhang and Michelle Yeow to shame. Yes! This ability far surpass the level of " Stopping a Man With a Glance ". It is a whole new super power that could cure the world of almost all diseases. It could be the answer to the spread of Malaria and Dengue. Of Contamination and Poison. This power I name, The Breath.

I am now able to stop a insect in mid flight!! Yes! in mid flight with just one breathe.
I feel so powerful now...

ciaoz~