Monday, January 16, 2006
If you smell harder, you'll realise that Smoke is actually all around...

Just when I should be transforming my uniform into a Smart-4, I'm hit by the blogging bug.

But I have nothing to talk about.. sheez~
/find topic

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(1) topic/s found...

My unit 5 SIR, is horrendous. Seriously! It's so bad it will cause me to develope lung cancer in the next few months! Almost every single person there smokes!! Arghz! This is so very bad. I don't smoke. Please! And I don't like people to smoke when they are within 10 metres radius. And I hate to become a passive smoker by inhaling the yucky air they breathe out. And I am very sure that I do not appreciate the fact that they smoke in the living quarters! ( aka bunks )..

*So here's a conversation between Abdullah and Me
Please note that the following conversation is partly fictatious and partly true. please read with an open mind and don't come kill me in the early morning. One death in the neighbourhood is an isolated crime. 2 will make it a serial chain...*

Abdullah with that shocked facial expression:
Sia lar, they smoke in the bunk and in the tonner leh... cannot tahan..

Me:
Ya lor, If this continues, I bet I'll get lung cancer before I ORD.

Abdullah:
Hahaha! Yalor, same here. I think I'll do better smelling my own armpit.

*at this point of time, he lifts his left arm and smelled his armpit*

Me with weird expression:
eh-ha-eh-ha-eh-hahaha

Abdullah:
You think can ask them to go out and smoke or not?

Me:
You think they will meh?

Abdullah:
Ya hor, they are lcps, we private only.

Me:
Yesh! We haven't promote yet mar. What's more, they will be our men. If they go on strike, we confirm die one.

Abdullah nodding:
True true.

Me with a very serious tone:
But if I kana lung cancer, I'll make sure I will charge every single one of them! Not to mention, compensation from whatever source there is~

*end*

I really have nothing to blog...

ciaoz~

p.s: Back to becoming lifeless.