Saturday, December 31, 2005
The Year 2006

In about a few minutes time, the year 2005 will pass and everyone in the world will be welcoming the new year of 2006. Fireworks will fly, microphones will amplify the countdown shouts of celebrities, people will start jumping and dancing and of cos, the unforgetable Auld Lang Syne will be sung by almost every other being that is spending thier time in churches. And I will be here, in my room, typing to the beat of Kelly Clarkson's Gone and trying enormously hard to sound like I'm a finalist for Singapore Idol 2006.

Seriously, after all the celebrations, countdowns and numerous hung overs experienced by not-s0-pro-drinkers-acting-as-though-they-are-the God (or Goddess ) -of-Alcohol, who will remember the Greek astronomer Hipparchus, who contributed to the basis of Atronomy and Trigonometry, and Julius Caeser, ( not for his pro-homo stunts ) for subtracting 63 days from the calender to bring the equinoxes back to their traditional dates . There are many many others, who pried, questioned and altered the calender to give us what we have now, an accutate and widely used Gregorian Calendar. But who is there to appreciate the hard work of some dead personal ya?

All these information leads to my next question, why on Earth on I stuck here in my room when everybody else is partying like there's no tomorrow... hmm.. but truth is, they are partying because they are welcoming 2006 which is the day after today.. sorry.. where was I? Yes, why am I in this room? I myself have not the answer ~

Anywayz, today's aim, my last goal for the year * gasps*, is to come out with my New Year Resolution! Yeah, baby~ Yeah yeah~ Ice ice baby Xp Starting first, will be the definition of Resolution. In this statement, New Year Resolution, the word means, a promise to oneself to perform something, say to kill someone? Or maybe to come out with a cure for AIDs?

So here's mine..

StaticIdiot's New Year Resolution!!! :

1) I must not complain, to my friends, about how much National Service sucks ( even though is does ) and leave the complaing to other NSmen.

2) I must be nice to everyone around me, even if that person is in my list of "To-Kill" list.

3) I must work on my Entertainment Smile a.k.a the E.S.

4) I must get a body similar to Issac.

5) Inorder to achieve NYR 4, I must first grow taller, have a twin brother and have Sharon Au as my cousin.

6) I must not watch X-rated stuff. ( and that includes Happy Tree Friends )

7) I must try to raise all my ranked "Enemy" friends to the Rank " Just Normal Assholes "

8) I must memorize all my friends birthday and send them a message, wishing them Happy Birthday, along with my Date of Birthday and a wishlist.

9) I must get my driving license.

10) I must find a "steady arh" by next year, so at least, there is someone whom I can be mean
to and complain about NS.

11) I shall re-vamp my blog skin 3 times in the year 2006.

12) I must not block or delete people from my Handphone, MSN, friendster, or from the whatever devices that link them to me.

13) I shall not defame good people.

14) I must get more than $300.00 from my Red-Packets during Chinese New Year 2006

15) I must continue not to gamble, drink or smoke.

16) I must not criticize people even if they are at wrong, and let them die an evil man.

17) I will try my best to let everyone have my autograph once I get famous.

18) I must finish this list before 2006 starts.

19) I must make sure that my life aren't wasted like 2005

and finally...

20) I must seriously come up with a better, more reliable and achievable New Year Resolution next year.

Happy New Year~