Friday, September 23, 2005
The One with the Stalker?

Seriously, I don't know if God placed an enormous invisible magnet/rod floating over my head which attracts all but the right people to me~

For this entry, Staticidiot is back to using normal language.

Today, I receieved the weirdest message in my life.
Was attending the bloody, boring lecture about how to indent onions when a sms beepped in...

Bloody Asshole:
Which course are you in now?

Me:
Erm, Supply Supervisor course lar, erm.. who are you ar?

Bloody Asshole:
Don't worry who I am, what what course ?

( At this point of time, I was thinking that it might be one of my friends back in Tekong )

Me:
Who are you ar? What what course ? ( I thought he didn't understand my previous msg )

Bloody Asshole:
I'm want to be your fren, I am willing to do anything for you...

Me ( thinking wat the hell ):
Lol, Whats your name ar? Coz my teacher taught me not to talk to strangers leh.. haha.. ( at this point of time, I still thought maybe that my "fren" is playing a fool )

Bloody Asshole:
Erm, Mike lar. I want you to be mine fren ( he spelt it like that lar ).. I can help in when you need help, anything you want me to be I can...

( Summoning all my brain cells to find out if I had a fren called mike, which is nope, I showed the Monkey, Teng Ho sitting beside me the messages )

Monkey:
You know anyone called mike meh?

Me:
No leh, unless its short for Michael lar.. but that Michael is so annoying in Secondary school leh..

Monkey:
If I'm you I'll be Ganning ( Farking ) him already.. hate this kind of messages the most..

..::Returning my phone::..
Me:
Really ar? Anything ar? ( already skimming leh )

Bloody Asshole:
Yes. I want you to be mine fren.. I can do anything for you...

Me:
Okay lor, but tell me how you know me coz I think you got the wrong person...

Bloody Asshole:
No rite person.. ( Kind of don't understand this coz of the missing punctuation )

Me:
Okay, but you still haven't answer my question..

Bloody Asshole:
What question? *repeats all the doing anything stuff*

Me:
How you know me and get this phone no.?

Bloody Asshole:
I saw you when you were exchanging your camp pass...

..:: OMGosh!!! That bloody farker actually is a farking, slimy stalker!!! Showed the message to Monkey and a fellow female trainee ::..
Monkey: If I'm you, I fark him already ( not literally but over the phone )

Fellow Female Trainee: Eeee, here got Gay one.. Army got Gay one meh?

Me: I think so bah ( coz I remembered the FORUM )... Kaoz~ Why is all this always happening to me?

Monkey: Coz your 11B ( my NS IC ) looks like Cha Bo wat..

Fellow Female Trainee: Huh? Really meh?

Me: Where got!!?? ( took out my 11B to show her )

..:: Back in the Lecture Room::..
Monkey:
I think your handphone got message, coz got vibration..

Bloody Asshole:
You want to talk on the phone now?

Me:
No thanks, having Lecture ( I don't know why my manners stick to me till now coz I should be like " Fark no!! )

Bloody Asshole:
Than you want to meet up later? I want to meet you..

..:: Conversation with MOnkey::..
Monkey: Hey, I think you should inform the course administrator... you never delete the message rite?

Me: Erm.. Don't think so bah... ( Checks ) Fark, I deleted the important ones...

Monkey: You forever super Kork one leh..

After some thinking through my current situation....

Me: You think I should tell? Coz he saw my 11B leh, means he knows my address and all leh..

Monkey: Ya hor, he is in the Dark, you on the other hand, is in the Light ( Direct Translation from Mandarin )

Me: See lar, if he continues, than I might inform the Sergeants lar..

Monkey: Haha, okay.. But hor he is in this camp leh, somemore like that most prob, he is in Guard Room, means he will see you book in book out...

----------ends-------

ciaoz~

p.s: Will Keep Posting... At least until something bad happens to me...