Saturday, August 27, 2005
The One with the fat, ugly spyder
There is just so many reasons why humans should hate spiders. Just so many....I still remembered the many times when one of my friends will make this comment : "Why am I always surrounded my stupid people?" Hurtful, isn't it? ( If you're in the ACC, you'll most probably know who I'm referring to. ) Well, here's a sentence to him. You see, pigeons fly with pigeons, sparrows fly with sparrows and eagles fly with eagles. You get my point?
Not that I'm degrading myself or anything close to that, ( for I admit that I do dumb stuff from time to time ) but sometimes, I suppose that "someone will just have to tell him that insulting everyone around you isn't a very normal way to make friends. Okay, so what have today's entry got to do with him? Nothing! Absolutely nothing.
Actually, come to think of it, there's this indirect connection between today's entry and that guy. The comment he always make. ( Pardon me for my sentence structuring and all the improper usage of my vocabulary for the temperature of the room, I bet, is -20 degree celcius )
Spiders are meant to be crushed with a thick, fat roll of newspapers! I'm not talking about that spider from my Secondary School. ( the one who have a crush on my "sis" and who treats biology textbooks like a scripture, chanting included ) I'm talking about the person who have been in the Army for close to 5 years but currently still holds a rank of a measly coporal. That guy is an annoying as*hole who just can't stop himself from ,well, annoying others. It's been quite some time since I was annoyed with a single person ( most of the time it will be a whole group ) and if I did remembered correctly, he was mentioned in my blog not long before. *Sheez* Anywayz, spiders are meant to be crushed! Just like in the comic stripped Garfield. ( but please, neither of the spiders I mentioned have legs like that of the spider in the comic strip. Confused? Same here )
To round of everything, I think that I might have slept in a toilet last night! For the pillow smells like somebody urinated on it before.
And when I thought dog poo was bad enough.....
~ciaoz
p.s: It's very bad to be working in the mess. No diff from working in an old folks home. People here are just cranky old man. No diff at all.
p.p.s: Yes Mer, I've considered being an air steward. However, there's this height/face/confidence/tolerence factor that I have to take note. For now, I'll just try not to spit into any food ordered by the officers.