Thursday, April 07, 2005
The One with the National Service 2005

Omg!!!! I'm going to enlist in less than 16 hours!!!

Arghz!!! Found out that Justin of 03S1 is going in at the same time as me tomorrow!!! OMGosh.. that can only mean one thing. He will most probably be in my company or platoon... OKay, not that I am in any way, anti him. It's just that I cannot picture myself being in the same bunk as him. Not after I heard all the stuff that the guy can do. Yes! Bitch!!! Oh Gosh. My NS life will be so so colourful!!! Anywayz, I'll just see tomorrow~

And ya!! My goal for NS changed again!!! Wahahaha!!! I was reminded that I got Best Camper thingy.. so this time, let's aim for a Best Cadet Thingy bah!!! Wahhahahaa!! Than enter OCS!! Wahahaha... better!!! Wahahaha!! *dreaming* sianz~ I can do it..... if I am the President's son or what lar..

OKay... So my last dinner before enlistment was : A Double Cheeseburger Meal with Milo!!!! Fantastic!! People can "mountain steam, Sea Flavour" and than I get a plain burger~ How wonderful... And the last place I went before enlistment? Mount A..... Hospital to visit my auntie~ Hahaa.. But it's funny listening to her complain about her children... OKay so here's the fact.. Her baby is getting overweight but the "due date" is like 3 weeks later.. so she went to the hospital to "chui 1" shen as in give birth... but than the baby don't want to come out lor... blah blah blah... actually, only one thing she said is funny lar... because she is a Buddist and that hospital is a Christian one, she said that the babies hands is pulled by the two different Gods, one wants the baby to come out while the other doesn't... okok.. not that funny...

OKOK... and last Monday, I went to sweep funeral with my relatives... Actually, I'm the only person of my generation to go lar... and guess what. It rained!!! Very Heavily... And I found out that this is the only time it rained, i.e. out of the times they went to "sao mu", this is the first time.. All the other times, they will have to wear caps to block out the sun... wah... so encouraging for the next generation to continue Traditions... And also, My Great Grand Ma lives on Private Property while my Great Grand Pa and Grand Pa lives in HDB building... Private Property as in she is buried, and HDB as in they are cremated...

Arghz~ What a sianzified day today is!!!

~Botakfied and Ouchified~

wateva~

p.s: New Recipe for very nice blended drink!!! Get 3 ounces of Green Tea, Add evaporated milk 5 ounces, one cup of ice and 1 teaspoon of specially formulated mucus....


staticidiot wrote on 3:59 PM.