Sunday, April 03, 2005
The One with the PNSS

Patrioism. I need ALOT of that!!!

sheez~ And suddenly, the ever so familiar anti-social me is up again. Yaya.. PNSS is the short form of "Pre-National-Service-Syndrome"... And this syndrome are mostly found in males aged between 16-?? in Singapore. Symptoms are : Heavy flow of mucus from the nose, a sudden urge for radio music, an extremely dark room and yesh, bloggin'. But again, the symptoms of PNSS varies in each individual. Some may experience a longing to spend not less than 5 hours in a Movie Theatre with a person of the same sex. Others may have this urge to run around daily to prepare themselves for NS. But the wierdest of them all is to, find a girlfriend.

Okay, the last one evolves slowly throughout the males' whole 2 or more years spent in National Service, with the symptom becoming more and more obvious, until finally, it burst into getting any person, as long as that person has a different anatomy. And what is even wierder is that they actually expect themselves to find one, by hurling vulgaritites at the people around them. And when I said vulgarity with an S, I meant it. Position yourself in this situation, where a person actually speaks to you in "vulgar-lish", whereby in just a single sentence, he/she can exhaust all, and I mean all, the words you have in your vocabulary bank pertaining to the language of Vulgarities. Power~ Isn't it? And yes, I know women like thier guys strong, muscular, tall and also barbaric at times, but I don't think the "barbaric" means "vulgar-lish".

With that, I think that my aim in entering NS is not to get in, enjoy, get out.

~ Get in, enjoy, and get out untainted ~

I so do not wish to be like them.

ciaoz~