Saturday, September 19, 2009
I took that blow straight in the face. How foolish?!
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Argh.... humility is one's best friend.
Friday, September 04, 2009
The One where the Bed Bug didn't bite..
Tonight,the dust fairy went on strike. Probably because I am trying to save what little stipend I have and didn't pay her salary.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Potassium Iodide And Carbon Bodies~
School is fun. Good company, nice (but naughty) students. But somethings are just not that pleasant~
ciaos~
Saturday, April 18, 2009
If the universe does not revolve around you and it also does not revolve around me, than who does it revolve around?CFT is such a wonderful signboard.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Exam de-stress method
In the middle of the night, if you hear scratching sounds, it is my dog pawing cockcroaches to death!IF you have a dog, instead of throwing it a toy bone, try this.
Tie a Black Small Toy (about the size of your thumb) to a thin white thread (about 2 metres long).
Place the toy on the floor, and pull the thread in jerky moments.
See your dog go.
Wahahaha
Monday, March 30, 2009
What I learnt today
What I learnt today.1) Do not trust what you read, even if it is a research paper published in a scientific journal. Just follow what your boss says because at the end of the day, your boss is the one grading you.
2) A teacher should always claim that he/she never teach by intimidation. However, if the students says otherwise, just blame it on their small guts.
3) A teacher always teaches 10% of his/her knowledge. Retain the rest because you never know when you need it to stun your students.
4) You will always win a fight when you stand firm on your claim. Especially when you are the HOD, close to 60, unmarried, probably undergoing menopause and lack certain needs. Other people will understand.
5) When you see a student about to interrupt your afternoon nap time, slam the door in his face.
6) You can deny your students the right to everything now (hate them, kill them, don’t give them their Masters). Just ensure that you are the first to broadcast that young fellow who recently got famous was once your student.
7) You can never avoid politics, especially when you’re at the source of it.
8) Singapore limpets do not have homing instincts
Teachers motivate student to learn or they can motivate students to unlearn.
Someone is shit